Why choosing fruit over candy might be a good thing

One day, found this in the gummi bear container in the kitchen at my office:

A pair of gummi bears, getting their 69 on. Cute.

Then, my coworkers noticed other freaks popping up:



including a few conjoined gummis and biracial gummi.

This morning, we found this one:



I don't even know where to begin...