What are 3 things only a teenager would find cool, Alex?

The Bravery. Rolling Stone Magazine. The Hard Rock Cafe.

Yeah, so The Bravery were fun two years ago. I'll admit I saw them with a bunch of 16 year olds at the Bowery Ballroom and had a blast, so piss off!

Anyway, FREE concert with RSVP. And it's 21+, so hopefully free booze, judging by the sponsors (or free razors and/or tighty whiteys).

and none of those perky teenagers...