"Clearly, you have both equally whored out your music."

Tuesday night on The Colbert Report, the ever hilarious Stephen Colbert featured Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney of The Black Keys versus Ezra Koenig of Vampire Weekend in a heated face-off over who had the better Grammy-nominated Best Alternative album of the past year.

I'm pretty sure that I gnash my teeth every time I hear Vampire Weekend's "Holiday" on my TV...